I've long been haunted by the memory of bokeh a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer bokeh to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) bokep to bokep the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and bokep declared bokep the woman an 'actrice', bokeh or crot sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most porn women know and crot all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can't measure passion memek in terms of decibels: bokep there's sex as performance art, porn and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman memek is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, bokeh she's far more likely crot to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was bokep generally on an occasional basis, porn they'd explain, bokep so they bokeh could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion crot of another study by two researchers from memek the University bokep of Central Lancashire. memek They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh 'manipulation', memek and porn that bokep women were prone to crot what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance crotbokeh the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh 'I'm enjoying this, crotporn but can you get a bokep bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only bokep other reason to screech like a demented bokep hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where crot loud always equals better.

As a woman from porn Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot 'As far bokeh as I'm concerned, bokep that's what you should be doing.'

Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At memek Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most bokeh likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our bokeh nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males bokeh that they bokeh were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If crot you're a sex worker, crot I can crot understand pornbokeh the need to advertise. bokep But pornmemek if you're not, bokep then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.

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