I've long been haunted by the memory porn of a stay in memek Paris's Latin bokeh Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a memek woman in a nearby memek room screeching so memek loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an bokeh exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for memekbokeh caterwauling) to porn the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled crot her eyes and porn declared the bokeh woman an 'actrice', porn or bokep sex worker.

Now, crotporn according memek to this new bokeh study crot from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there's sex crot as performance art, bokep and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And pornporn when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, crot she's porn far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan bokeh than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed memek to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they'd explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for porn other tasks crot in hand. This was crotporn the crot conclusion of another study by two researchers bokep from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn 'manipulation', bokeh and crot that women were porn prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage bokep their partners crot over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn 'I'm enjoying this, bokeh but can memek you get a bokeh bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason bokeh to screech like memek a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always porn equals better.

porn As crot a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokehmemek 'As far as I'm concerned, porn that's what you should bokeh be doing.'

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract crot a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and bokepcrot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was bokep to alert nearby porn males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, bokeh I can understand memek the need to advertise. But if bokeh you're not, crot then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.

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