I've long been haunted bokeh by the memory of a bokeh stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept porn awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the bokeh next morning, crot she bokep rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an 'actrice', crot or porn sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there's sex as performance art, crot and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for bokepmemek a fragile male ego, crot she's far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally memek on an occasional basis, porn they'd explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek 'manipulation', bokeh and memek that women crot were prone to bokep what porn they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater memek the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep 'I'm enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only crot other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex crot education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

As a crot woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained crot that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek 'As far as I'm concerned, bokeh that's what crot you should be doing.'

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract bokep a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most crot likely reason women were crot noisy during sex - based on observation crotbokeh of our nearest memek primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If bokeh you're a sex worker, crot I can understand memek the need to advertise. But if you're not, bokepbokep then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.

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