I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the bokeh receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an 'actrice', bokehbokep or crot sex worker.

Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there's sex as performance art, bokep and memek sex as genuine intimacy. crot And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and bokehbokeh is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, porn she's far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they'd explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for bokepmemek other tasks bokep in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of bokeh Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about bokeh manners and porn 'manipulation', memek and porn that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the porn chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn 'I'm enjoying this, porn but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 porn after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek 'As far as I'm concerned, bokep that's what you crot should be doing.'

Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, bokepbokeh Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memekbokeh keen to copulate.

If you're bokep a sex worker, bokep I can understand memek the need to advertise. But if memek you're not, bokep then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.

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