I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the porn next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an 'actrice', bokep or memekmemekbokep sex worker.

Now, porn according to memek this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and memek all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there's sex as performance art, crot and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, bokep she's far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they'd explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving bokeh their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn 'manipulation', bokep and crot that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry bokeh of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot 'I'm enjoying this, bokeh but can you get porn a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh 'As far as I'm concerned, bokeh that's what you should be doing.'

Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - bokeh based on observation of our porn nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, porn I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you're not, porn then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just be the memek quietest.

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