I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so bokep loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to memek the crot receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an 'actrice', bokeh or bokeh sex worker.

Now, memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and memek all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there's sex as performance art, memek and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, bokeh she's far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the memek rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they'd explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn 'manipulation', crot and bokep that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.

A memek new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh 'I'm enjoying this, bokep but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn 'As far as I'm concerned, crot that's what you should be doing.'

Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, bokeh I can memek understand memek the need to advertise. But crot if you're not, bokeh then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just be the quietest.

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